BLOGTIP

SUGARTITS

Seriously, I can't stop reading her tumblr. It's like a mix between a sex column, a diary, a constantly naked photobooth session and a guidance councelor written by a mystifyingly hot, anonymous american living in Milan. 

Read it and thank me for the tip later. 

xoxo,

Gossip Girl

RANDOMS

SEXPANELEN #2

BORED

Yeah. 

Pontus is in Tokyo*jealous* and I'm off work this weekend which basically means being lonely, bored and without anything to do whilst at home...

So after watching an entire season of the most uninteresting series, 8th & Ocean, I decided it was time  to start trying out bikinis for my own trip abroad; Brazil!!!! OMFG! Globetrotter couple!! WoopWOOP! Sorry, just incredibly excited. Haven't been traveling as much as I'd like to lately and 2 weeks with mummy dearest (ps. She lives on an island outside salvador), sipping coconut water, eating fresh fruit after a huge BBQ, drinking caipirinhas and getting my mum drunk for her 50th birthday is pretty much 100% awesome.

CRISPS

So, along with my other million projects this year, I've also started a club.

This is why there's been absence of posts and why I haven't shown my face for you, turds.

anyway, go check it out:

facebook.com/groups/chipsfest

and

chipskollektivet.tumblr.com

DUMDUMBOY

I'm gonna play the drums well at one point in my life.

Hopefully, I won't look like this douche playing in church with an american flag in the background.

BUMMER

FUCKING SOPA. Now BTjunkie has been shut down. WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO WITH MY LIFE NOW????

HOTSTUFF

My first real job styling, doing the makeup and hair and I'm going nuts.Stressing out, getting a rash and not having anytime over for anything else than work. AAAAARRRGH!!

IMPORTANTSHIZZLE

So after spending all day in bed(didn't want to spread the you-know-what at work) watching The O.C. and Boardwalk empire reruns I decided I could do something good with my day so I signed this petition and so should you. Well, unless you don't like the internet and want it to be censured..

STOP A.C.T.A. NOW 

06/02/12

Started off being a great day, got dressed fooled around with gerhard but after 10 minutes of being up and running, there was this staggering pain and all I could do was scream in agony while everything that i ever ate this week came out.

This is the face of a woman that just suffered from diarrhea. 

In case you're still thinking we only produce roses out of our digestion, I beg to differ.